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Two and a Half Men (2003)

Comedy
Drama

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Writing:

Chuck Lorre
Lee Aronsohn

Stars:

Release Date: 2003-09-22
Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12

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7.5/10

Country: US
Language: English
Runtime: 30

Two and a Half Men - Cast

Martin Sheen

Dakin Matthews — Dakin Matthew...

Deirdre Lovejoy — Deirdre Lovej...

George Wyner

Alicia Coppola — Alicia Coppol...
TC Randall

Charlie Sheen — Charlie Sheen
Charlie Harper

Chris O'Donnell — Chris O'Donne...

Jon Cryer — Jon Cryer
Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell — Conchata Ferr...
Berta

Ashton Kutcher — Ashton Kutche...
Walden Schmidt

Amber Tamblyn — Amber Tamblyn
Jenny

Emilio Estevez — Emilio Esteve...

Kathy Bates — Kathy Bates
Charlie Harper

Christian Slater — Christian Sla...
Christian Slater

Denise Richards — Denise Richar...
Lisa

John Stamos — John Stamos
Prospective House Buyer

Jonathan Banks — Jonathan Bank...
Pawn Broker

Melanie Lynskey — Melanie Lynsk...
Rose

Jane Lynch — Jane Lynch
Linda Freeman

Joe Manganiello — Joe Manganiel...
Alex

Brooke Shields — Brooke Shield...

Camryn Manheim — Camryn Manhei...

James Earl Jones — James Earl Jo...

Harry Dean Stanton — Harry Dean St...

Diedrich Bader — Diedrich Bade...
Dirk

Patton Oswalt — Patton Oswalt
Billy Stanhope

Alicia Witt

Michael Kelly

Jenny McCarthy — Jenny McCarth...
Courtney

Aisha Tyler — Aisha Tyler
Allison

Garry Marshall — Garry Marshal...
Garry

Dylan Minnette — Dylan Minnett...

Lee Garlington — Lee Garlingto...

Krista Allen

Paget Brewster — Paget Brewste...

Nicole Sullivan — Nicole Sulliv...

Susan Sullivan — Susan Sulliva...

Odette Annable — Odette Annabl...
Nicole

Brian Stepanek — Brian Stepane...
Arthur

Kevin Sorbo

Katy Mixon

Michael Bolton — Michael Bolto...
Michael Bolton

Paula Marshall — Paula Marshal...
Paula

Judd Nelson

Hilary Duff — Hilary Duff
Stacey

Helena Mattsson — Helena Mattss...

Daniel Escobar — Daniel Escoba...

Mikaela Hoover — Mikaela Hoove...
Morgan

Matthew Marsden — Matthew Marsd...
Nigel

Wayne Wilderson — Wayne Wilders...
Dad

Miley Cyrus — Miley Cyrus
Missi

Jessica Lundy — Jessica Lundy
Allie

Julia Campbell — Julia Campbel...

Elaine Hendrix — Elaine Hendri...
Sylvia

Kimberly Quinn — Kimberly Quin...

Valerie Azlynn — Valerie Azlyn...

Heather Locklear — Heather Lockl...

Sara Rue

Nicole Forester — Nicole Forest...

Elvis Costello — Elvis Costell...

Stacy Keach

Brad Paisley — Brad Paisley
Derek

Steven Krueger — Steven Kruege...
Sean

Teri Hatcher

Carol Kane

Jack Plotnick

Alana de la Garza — Alana de la G...

Willie Garson — Willie Garson
Dr. Staven

Georgia Engel — Georgia Engel
Jean

Lynda Carter — Lynda Carter
Lynda Carter

Bellamy Young

Chloe Webb

Nicholas Gonzalez — Nicholas Gonz...
Master Baker

Larry Cedar

Kimberly Hebert Gregory — Kimberly Hebe...
Lisa

Christina Moore — Christina Moo...

Iqbal Theba

Ken Davitian — Ken Davitian
Mr. Mardirosian

Virginia Williams — Virginia Will...
Tricia

Mimi Rogers — Mimi Rogers
Robin Schmidt

Martin Mull — Martin Mull
Russell

Megan Fox

Mike Connors

Andy Mackenzie — Andy Mackenzi...

Juliette Goglia — Juliette Gogl...

Tricia O'Kelley — Tricia O'Kell...
Shari

Kristin Dattilo — Kristin Datti...

Jessica Tuck

Gail O'Grady

Emily Osment — Emily Osment
Ashley

Rachele Brooke Smith — Rachele Brook...
Tracy

Jennifer O'Dell — Jennifer O'De...

Thomas F. Wilson — Thomas F. Wil...

Brooke D'Orsay — Brooke D'Orsa...
Kate

Aly Michalka — Aly Michalka
Brooke

Maria Zyrianova — Maria Zyriano...
Sugar

Jon Lovitz

Marilu Henner — Marilu Henner
Linda

Jaime Pressly — Jaime Pressly
Tammy

Marion Ross — Marion Ross
Older Lady

Lucy Lawless — Lucy Lawless
Pamela

Maggie Lawson — Maggie Lawson
Ms. McMartin

Chasty Ballesteros — Chasty Balles...
Woman

George Eads

Jamie Luner — Jamie Luner
Tracy

Noel Fisher

Morgan Fairchild — Morgan Fairch...

Clark Duke — Clark Duke
Barry

Jeri Ryan — Jeri Ryan
Sherri

Jodi Lyn O'Keefe — Jodi Lyn O'Ke...
Isabella

Kelly Stables

Amy Farrington — Amy Farringto...

Scott Bakula — Scott Bakula
Jerry

Jelly Howie — Jelly Howie
Kristen

Josie Davis

Missi Pyle — Missi Pyle
Miss Pasternak

Thomas Gibson — Thomas Gibson
Greg

Kate Miner — Kate Miner
Nadine

Emmanuelle Vaugier — Emmanuelle Va...
Mia

Diane Farr — Diane Farr
Rachel

Shanti Lowry — Shanti Lowry
Tara / Tanya

Kimberly Williams-Paisley — Kimberly Will...
Gretchen

Jennifer Taylor — Jennifer Tayl...
Chelsea

Carrie Stevens — Carrie Steven...

Jennifer Hale

David Denman — David Denman
Jack

Christopher Neiman — Christopher N...

Joel McKinnon Miller — Joel McKinnon...

Danielle Bisutti — Danielle Bisu...

Tom Virtue — Tom Virtue
Stan

Marin Hinkle — Marin Hinkle
Judith Harper

Ernie Grunwald — Ernie Grunwal...

Simone Kessell — Simone Kessel...

Macey Cruthird — Macey Cruthir...
Megan

Angus T. Jones — Angus T. Jone...
Jake Harper

Kristen Miller — Kristen Mille...

Alex McKenna — Alex McKenna
Michelle

Richard Whiten — Richard White...
Sergeant Preston

Brittney Powell — Brittney Powe...

Ming-Na Wen — Ming-Na Wen
Linda

Elizabeth Bogush — Elizabeth Bog...
Emily

Amanda Walsh — Amanda Walsh
Dawn

Ryan Stiles — Ryan Stiles
Herb Melnick

Ken Lerner

Madison Mason

Brian George

Phil Abrams

Vernee Watson-Johnson — Vernee Watson...
Nurse Phyllis

Amanda Detmer — Amanda Detmer
Meghan

Jacqueline Lord — Jacqueline Lo...
Tiffany

Carl Reiner — Carl Reiner
Marty Pepper

Travis Van Winkle — Travis Van Wi...
Dylan

Orson Bean

Rib Hillis

Jenny Robinson — Jenny Robinso...
Alissa

Janeane Garofalo — Janeane Garof...

Abigail Mavity — Abigail Mavit...

Steffani Brass — Steffani Bras...

Kelly Rohrbach — Kelly Rohrbac...
Amber

Amanda Swisten — Amanda Swiste...

Jackie Debatin — Jackie Debati...

Jenna Elfman — Jenna Elfman
Dharma

Diora Baird — Diora Baird
Wanda

Amy Pietz — Amy Pietz
Angie

Susan Blakely

Charles Malik Whitfield — Charles Malik...
Police Officer

Kay Panabaker

Amanda Schull — Amanda Schull
Alicia

Marc Grapey

Sofia Mattsson — Sofia Mattsso...
Inga

Taylor Cole — Taylor Cole
Melanie Laughlin

Diane Delano

Jeff Probst — Jeff Probst
Jeff Probst

Rena Sofer

Sab Shimono

Richard Lewis

Steven Tyler

Joel Murray — Joel Murray
Nick

Will Sasso

Robert Clotworthy — Robert Clotwo...
Pilot

Courtney Thorne-Smith — Courtney Thor...
Lyndsey Mackelroy

Eddie Shin — Eddie Shin
Dr. Kim

Steve Tom

Eugene Byrd

George Coe — George Coe
Victor

Bre Blair — Bre Blair
Rachel

Emily Rose

Hira Ambrosino — Hira Ambrosin...
Kim

Hugh Holub

Suzanne Whang

Kim Shaw — Kim Shaw
Maria

Andre Ware

Jon Polito

Christina Scherer — Christina Sch...
Jenny

Spencer Locke — Spencer Locke
Jill

Max Mittelman — Max Mittelman
Mechaenical Demon V.O.

Katherine LaNasa — Katherine LaN...
Lydia

Angelique Cabral — Angelique Cab...
Shannon

Darryl Sivad

Jim Piddock — Jim Piddock
Edward

Candace Kita

Michael Patrick McGill — Michael Patri...

Lindsay Price — Lindsay Price
Whitney

Andrea Savage

Barry Livingston — Barry Livings...

Kimberly Brooks — Kimberly Broo...
Computer Voice

Artt Butler — Artt Butler
Robot

Madison Riley — Madison Riley
Britte

June Squibb

Jane Carr — Jane Carr
Sharon

Jennifer Chang — Jennifer Chan...
Colleen

Stacey Travis

Dayna Devon

Rico E. Anderson — Rico E. Ander...
M.P. Searle

Lamont Thompson — Lamont Thomps...

Brian Turk

Catherine McCord — Catherine McC...

Brian Thomas Smith — Brian Thomas...

Eric Allan Kramer — Eric Allan Kr...

John Pirruccello — John Pirrucce...
Policeman

Eve Gordon

Christine Dunford — Christine Dun...

Alexis Krause — Alexis Krause
Kelly

Jonathan Palmer — Jonathan Palm...
James

John Valdetero — John Valdeter...

Ronobir Lahiri — Ronobir Lahir...

Eddie Van Halen — Eddie Van Hal...

Marco Sanchez

Jamie Rose

Alessandra Torresani — Alessandra To...
Kathy

Cerina Vincent — Cerina Vincen...

Meagen Fay

Rebecca McFarland — Rebecca McFar...
Leanne

Sophie Winkleman — Sophie Winkle...
Zoey

Dorian Brown Pham — Dorian Brown...
Jennifer

Sandra McCoy

Sonia Jackson — Sonia Jackson
Andrea

Natalie Zea

Matt McKenzie

Katelin Petersen — Katelin Peter...

Johanna Black

Liz Vassey — Liz Vassey
Michelle

Deanna Russo — Deanna Russo
Laurel

Andrea Bogart

Elena Lyons

Ski Carr

Ryan Heinke — Ryan Heinke
Slacker #2

Abbie Cobb — Abbie Cobb
Gabby

Ping Wu

Caitlin Harris — Caitlin Harri...
Lauren

Tara Perry — Tara Perry
Sarah

Michael Bailey Smith — Michael Baile...
Dave

Lisa Jay

David Grant Wright — David Grant W...
John

Kate Luyben

Aaron Refvem

Rebecca Olejniczak — Rebecca Olejn...
Restaurant Patron

Rebecca Marshall — Rebecca Marsh...
Susan

Rachel Cannon

Meredith Giangrande — Meredith Gian...
Nancy

Michael Lowry

Graham Patrick Martin — Graham Patric...
Eldridge Mackelroy

Matt Roth

Abby Walker — Abby Walker
Lady 2

Elizabeth Ho

Brit Morgan — Brit Morgan
Jill

Chase Austin — Chase Austin
Slacker #1

Bob Morrisey

Jamie Hill — Jamie Hill
Nicole

Malea Rose — Malea Rose
Stacy

Brooke Lyons — Brooke Lyons
Gwen

Loren Lester

Andrea Bendewald — Andrea Bendew...

April Bowlby

Julie Berman — Julie Berman
Sarah

Lyn Alicia Henderson — Lyn Alicia He...
Patricia

Christina Chambers — Christina Cha...

J.D. Walsh

Enrique Iglesias — Enrique Igles...

Natalie Denise Sperl — Natalie Denis...

Craig Gellis — Craig Gellis
Mike

Stephanie Jacobsen — Stephanie Jac...
Penelope

Brian Patrick Wade — Brian Patrick...

Hayley Erin

Bridget Flanery — Bridget Flane...

Jenn Liu

Michael Medico — Michael Medic...
Bartender

Bradley Snedeker — Bradley Snede...
MP Ross

Jeff Staron — Jeff Staron
Barista

Katie Stegeman — Katie Stegema...
Malibu Volleyball Player

Cristine Rose

Tina Morasco

Angela Lin — Angela Lin
Laura

Elle Evans — Elle Evans
Cheyenne

Alex Kapp — Alex Kapp
Donna

Madison Dylan — Madison Dylan
Laurie

Mikki Padilla

Andy Pessoa

Sam Lerner

Rhyon Nicole Brown — Rhyon Nicole...

Tiffany Panhilason — Tiffany Panhi...
Heather

Meeghan Holaway — Meeghan Holaw...

Camila Greenberg — Camila Greenb...
Leslie

Molly Morgan — Molly Morgan
Megan

Marisa Tayui

Ion Overman

Austin Rogers — Austin Rogers
Mark

Nicole Steinwedell — Nicole Steinw...
Veronica Hastings

Jud Taylor

Joseph S. Griffo — Joseph S. Gri...
Little Person

Brian Keith Russell — Brian Keith R...
Thomas

Lucky Vanous — Lucky Vanous
Kevin

Nikki Novak — Nikki Novak
Naomi

Isabella Kai — Isabella Kai
Kid #5

Ted Garcia — Ted Garcia
Newscaster

Kimberly Oja — Kimberly Oja
Betsy

Hope Allen — Hope Allen
Jenna

Nick Toth — Nick Toth
TV Narrator

Jenna Gering — Jenna Gering
Naomi

Marcel Mazur — Marcel Mazur
Strong Man

Grady Lee Richmond — Grady Lee Ric...
Elmer

Sandra Purpuro — Sandra Purpur...
Mona

Paige Peterson — Paige Peterso...
Hooker

Molly Stanton — Molly Stanton
Michaela

Byrne Offutt — Byrne Offutt
Paul

Sara Erikson — Sara Erikson
Jennifer

Tony Tripoli — Tony Tripoli
Philip

Kelly Sry — Kelly Sry
Henry

Tammy Tavares — Tammy Tavares
Woman #1

Alem Brhan Sapp — Alem Brhan Sa...
Sergeant

Blake Bertrand — Blake Bertran...
Kid #1

Gregg Marx — Gregg Marx
Announcer

Nicole Travolta — Nicole Travol...
Heidi

Lilah Richcreek Estrada — Lilah Richcre...
Keri

Amanda Tosch — Amanda Tosch
Vicki

Skyler Yeast — Skyler Yeast
Attractive Male Swinger

Ciera Foster — Ciera Foster
Volleyball Player #2

Monika Smith — Monika Smith
Kiki

Jett Dunlap — Jett Dunlap
Luke

Shon Little — Shon Little
Cashier

Carrie Reichenbach — Carrie Reiche...
Alexis

Chuck Lacey — Chuck Lacey
Martin

Eddie Gorodetsky — Eddie Gorodet...
Doug

Austin Kane — Austin Kane
Toddler

Shantel Wislawski — Shantel Wisla...
Kim

Adamo Palladino — Adamo Palladi...
Peter

Joe Gieb — Joe Gieb
Ted

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg — Jenny McCarth...
Courtney

Eben Ham — Eben Ham
Officer Doogan

D.B. Sweeney — D.B. Sweeney
Larry

Richard V. Licata — Richard V. Li...
Councilman Stewart

Katrina Nelson — Katrina Nelso...
Silent Betty

Lisa Arning — Lisa Arning
Cheryl Ann

Michael Edwin — Michael Edwin
Proprietor

Michael Potter — Michael Potte...
Henry

John Vance — John Vance
Leon

Nakia Secrest — Nakia Secrest
Angel

James Edson — James Edson
Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein

Alicia Hannah — Alicia Hannah
Lotus

Kristin Bauer — Kristin Bauer
Laura

Layla Crawford — Layla Crawfor...
Little Girl

Carly Thomas Smith — Carly Thomas...
Eva

Adam Powell — Adam Powell
Man #2

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